Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said "Master, may I grant you one wish?"
"Do you know who I am? bin Laden said menacingly, "I don't need anything from a woman except obedience. Now get out of my sight."
The genie pleaded "But master, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to this bottle forever."
Osama thought a moment.Then, he said, "I want to wake up in the morning with three American women in my bed." Giving the genie an evil glare, he hissed "Now get out of my sight!" The genie said "So be it!" and disappeared back into the bottle.
The next morning, bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton. His penis was gone, his leg was broken, and he had no health insurance